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Top 10 Things that Scare The Bejeezus out of Xander

Posted in List with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on July 28, 2017 by Xander Woolf

Growing up, I was a scared kid. I mean, I was scared of everything. Put me in a dark room, near a clown, around some bugs, and I was a crying, blubbering mess. Every single night I went to sleep, I would think, “Tonight’s the night the ghost is gonna decide to get me.”

I forced my siblings to leave the bathroom light on so it would pour into my bedroom. Nightlights weren’t enough. It had to be the bathroom light or my bedroom light. I slept in a fully lit room for about a year in middle school.

It was bad.

Now, I’ve tamed those irrational fears.

Well… most of them.

Check out what I’m scared of now.

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Review: Klown Stomper (Web Series)

Posted in Review with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on June 10, 2016 by Xander Woolf

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Klown Stomper is a horror comedy web series created by The Ater Kids that currently airs on Channel 101. The first episode of the web series placed in Channel 101’s March 2016 Screening, which lead the way for the next episode.

What’s it about?
This web series follows a man called, you guessed it, Klown Stomper. It is his goal to stop the evil clowns from recruiting more evil clowns. In the first three episodes, which is all that is out currently, we also follow a woman named Julie, who has been caught up in the war between the clowns and Klown Stomper.

We see characters we know and love – including Bozo the Clown, Harlequin and Charlie Chaplin – try to carry out an evil and horrifying agenda, which has not fully been revealed yet.

What did I think?
Klown Stomper has legitimately made me laugh out loud. At something with clowns! Clowns, which we all know terrify the shit out of me. That’s a feat, I’ll tell you that.

This horror comedy has me hooked, to be completely honest. Not only do we have a new hero to look up to, but he’s also so ridiculously serious when dealing with evil clowns and mimes that you just can’t help but love him.

Given how much killing and violence is in Klown Stomper, the gore isn’t over the top, which I love. In fact, the clowns shoot out confetti when their heads are blown off, which adds another element of ridiculousness to this terrifying situation.

I’ve gotta hand it to you, The Ater Kids, you’ve found a way to get me to watch something with clowns. Bravo, team. I’m impressed.

Do I recommend it?
OOOOH yes, I do. Go watch it. NOW. HERE. And, if you’re in the Los Angeles area, keep an eye out for Channel 101’s July monthly screening, where you can see episode 4 of Klown Stomper for free and meet The Ater Kids themselves!

To see more from The Ater Kids, check out their YouTube channel.