Review: Emily Wants to Play (Video Game)

Dev.: Shawn Hitchcock
Pub.: SKH Apps
Platforms: PlayStation 4, Android, Xbox One, Microsoft Windows, iOS, Mac OS
Release Date: Dec. 10, 2015

**This review contains SPOILERS**

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If you didn’t like dolls before, this will make you hate those fuckers with the passion of a thousand fiery hells. If dolls terrify you, turn around and walk away from your computer or go look at pictures of fluffy kittens. I won’t mind, promise. Go ahead.

Still here? Well, I warned you. You are a pizza delivery driver who is answering an online order to this random ass house in the middle of the night. This game warns all delivery drivers to never open the fucking door if no one answers. Seriously, dude, yeah you reading this. You don’t get paid enough for this bullshit. Anyway, the delivery driver opens the door and walks in to call out that he has arrived and the door shuts behind him and cannot be opened again. I would have thrown the fucking couch through the front window, but that’s me.

You wander around a house that appears to be devoid of people in some state of packed. You hear a story about a murdered couple found in a house with the door wide open and you find creepy ass notes around. If you are interested in playing this game, and I will tell you that you should, it is amazingly full of jump scares that rival Five Nights at Freddy’s and an interesting story. Sorry to give away my feelings so soon, but if you want to play, I will give you one tip: do the opposite of what the white board in the kitchen tells you. Now stop reading.

The first doll that you will encounter is Kiki. Kiki looks like me on a good goth day. She is a small white doll with black hair and a black dress. She giggles when she is around you. You have to turn and stare her down until she disappears with another giggle. Next, Mr. Tatters, the clown, (oh yeah, that’s right, there’s a fucking clown doll) will laugh. Don’t move! Don’t even turn to look! He will make a curious noise and then a disappointed noise. After the last noise, you can move as normal. Chester, the next doll, will laugh and you have to run the fuck out of the room. He looks like the typical old school ventriloquist dummy. He’s fucking terrifying. They are all terrifying.

This is by far one of the best horror games I’ve come across. The story is even disturbing: the family moves into this house and their daughter Emily starts acting strange; so strange that she begins acting out violently and is eventually kicked out of school. They lock her in the basement (this is a weird leap in the story), where she finds dolls and begins talking to them as if they can respond. Soon, Emily dies suspiciously. She has no marks and nobody has any idea how. After she dies, however, the dolls start moving around the house by themselves until the parents are eventually found dead.

I adore this game. Each jump scare, each doll, each rule. All of it. The story is a little odd. I would have worded it a bit differently and I don’t see why Emily had to be locked in the basement. There seems that there could be a better way to have done it, but it is literally the only thing I would have changed. I won’t spoil all of it, there are some things I am leaving out so you’ll have to play to find out. Tell me what you think and make sure you watch your own dolls.

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